Belinda, the 4th and lesser known of the Gorgon sisters. Unlike her other sisters she does not have snakes for hair but instead has two stupid lopsided horns. Be weary if you should find yourself in her dumpy apartment after last call being forced to listen to obscure 80s speed metal vinyl, her judgmental gaze can transform you into grape Jello which she will feed to her mangy cat, Sturculinus.


An acquaintance of mine who works for the DOJ in some small compacity relayed this photograph to me from an ongoing investigation into a money laundering operation, Seen here is my Belinda the Gorgon painting hanging on the wall of this corrupt businessman’s office. Apparently, this dude, whoever he is, was allegedly purchasing and reselling artwork to top-shelf art galleries and collectors around the globe as a way of laundering millions of shady dollars into an off-shore bank account.

Be careful out there artists, ya never know who could be buying your artwork and what they’re buying it for.

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