Today is the opening day of the worlds most secretive, underhanded three-day summit between crooked politicians, sleezy businessmen & bankers, top secret military officals and creepy shadow men where they touch each others butt holes and plot and scheme to figure out new ways to fuck up our lives. This meeting marks the 60th anniversary of the Bilderberg Group’s first meeting, which took place in Holland on 29 May 1954. The official participant list shows that there are some REAL assholes showing up this year.