Revolution shirtThese days you cant go through an airport without being subjected to a finger up the ass, your smart phone is bugged, your e-mails are confiscated and read (unless you’re Hillary Clinton) , you are forced to eat genetically modified food with nanobots in it,  you are tracked 24 hours a day via secret spy chips in your phone and credit cards and you’ve got satellites that can peep in on you when your barfing up your 2 for $20 special next to a dumpster behind Applebee’s after one too many mojitos.  If you honestly think for one second that our government is going to let the American public decide on who the next president is going to be; well then, you’ve been drinking to much of the led flavored battery acid water they tell us is so healthy to drink.

Your vote doesn’t count, the next president has already been chosen, you have no choice.  The only choice you have in this country is leaded or unleaded.

So don’t vote, Instead stop by the shop and pick up one of these bad boys. You have a choice of S, M, L or XL

Paid for by the committee to abolish the “I Voted” sticker

Been reading and listening to the news coverage  about this weeks DNC and last weeks RNC and its becoming exceedingly disconcerting to me how pumped and fired up people have become over the hype that these two events have generated, almost as if they are two more Coachella’s slapped on to the end of the summer. The only thing this years DNC and RNC were missing was a hologram of George Washington giving some ridicules, over patriotic sermon while Diplo did a remix of the Star Spangled Banner.

The reason Im so thoroughly disgusted with these two events and the primo hype they have generated in the media is because the ass clowns who go to these shit fests and follow them religiously on TV like some sort of Sunday morning gospel hour for 6yr olds with down syndrome are still sadly under the impression that it still matters who you vote for in this country. It doesn’t.

The thing you have to remember is, as George Orwell so eloquently put it “Who ever controls the past controls the future and who ever controls the present controls the past”. So the question you have to ask yourself is who controls the present? Well forget about the politicians, they don’t run this country, they were bought off a long fuckin’ time ago by the real operators of this country, big corporations, They are the true masters of this infinite red, white and blue strip mall.

And that brings up another point, Where are all the globs of those occupy movement dick weeds now? Why are they not protesting the DNC and the RNC for the puppet show that it is? Did they run out of Guy Fawkes masks?  Like I said before, the big majority of those “Occupy” dildos were a collection of semi motivated shit stains who saw an opportunity to stand around in one spot  for an extended period of time and pretend like they were making a difference until the new season of the Cum Guzzling House Wives of the Jersey Shore started, then they all just went home.

If you remember back in January 2000 Rage Against the Machine shut down the Stock Exchange just by playing a fucking song on the steps of Federal Hall. Now thats how its fucking done!

The point I’m trying to make is that it does not matter who you vote for, It’s just gonna be more of the same, Business as usual.

Now don’t be discouraged I do have a solution to this dilemma. On voting day don’t vote. If enough people don’t vote maybe the head honchos who pull the strings in this country well see we’re on to their little charade.

So instead of voting do something worthwhile, anything really. Go protest the voting polls, Go stand outside of big corporation headquarters and yell obscenities, If you work for a big corporation don’t go to work, “Occupy” Wall Street on voting day but this time everyone bring a loud instrument crank the amps to 11 and everybody play at once, Or you could just stay home and read a book. I would recommend “Everyone Poops” because when ya think about it no matter how rich or poor, attractive or unattractive, left wing or right wing you are… we all have to take a huge shit sometime.