At this point continuing to honor the Confederate flag is sorta like calming Die Hard 5 is a good movie just because its part of the Die Hard series. Sure , you want to like it because its fuckin’ Die Hard, It has explosions and machine guns and John McClane one liners but its called …Die Hard: A Good Day to Die Hard?.. It sounds like a name for gay porn for fuck sake.
In reality Die Hard 5 sucks balls, Its awful runny dog shit, It doesn’t make any god damn sense and it has nothing to do with the other Die Hard movies except that Bruce Willis is in it and his name happens to be John McClane.
Sure its fine to watch it if you’re sitting around getting drunk with your pals and it comes on tv, you can own 10 DVD copies of it if you want, you can get a tattoo on your back of all the characters from the movie banging each other in some sort of grotesque Die Harder orgy, you can even have Die Hard 5 reenactments in the parking lot of Buffalo Wild Wings every Wednesday night until the end of time but don’t you try to convince me that its equally as good of a flick as the other Die Hard films and it needs to be included in the Die Hard box set.
Im not saying anything … Im just saying.
As you all know tomorrow marks the anniversary of the death of the FBIs most wanted fugitive Osama Bin Laden.
I just wanted to remind you that it was the the crack news team here at D-Wrex ( which is basically me) tirelessly sifted through loads of our (my) current and bygone data and info to uncover the truth and crack this incident wide open.
Osama Bin Laden (OBL as I like to call him) was in fact the mastermind behind the dastardly hacking of the Playstation Network which led to Playstation having to shut down all Playstation Store and network access for 2 weeks. At the time President Obama was three quarters through the season in NBA 2k11 and the Playoffs were within reach when the takeover happened seizing all team progress and jeopardizing any hopes of clenching a playoff spot.
This was the final straw, President Obama was quoted as saying “Its like 9-11 all over again” and unlike Bush, “Barack don’t fake da funk on da nasty dunk, game on bitches.” And with that he ordered the strike and the rest is history. The Playstations Network was up and running again in no time, Obamas playoff hopes were still alive and the new Call of Duty game called “Obamas Rage” : The Death of Osama are still in the works.
There you have it. Facts are facts people
A Christian said to me the other day “Did you ever stop to think that God put dinosaur bones on earth to test our faith?” That’s about the time I said “Did you ever think that maybe God made up the Bible to see how many stupid dumb shits would believe that Dungeon and Dragons bullshit and blindly follow it no questions asked?”