These days you cant go through an airport without being subjected to a finger up the ass, your smart phone is bugged, your e-mails are confiscated and read (unless you’re Hillary Clinton) , you are forced to eat genetically modified food with nanobots in it, you are tracked 24 hours a day via secret spy chips in your phone and credit cards and you’ve got satellites that can peep in on you when your barfing up your 2 for $20 special next to a dumpster behind Applebee’s after one too many mojitos. If you honestly think for one second that our government is going to let the American public decide on who the next president is going to be; well then, you’ve been drinking to much of the led flavored battery acid water they tell us is so healthy to drink.
Your vote doesn’t count, the next president has already been chosen, you have no choice. The only choice you have in this country is leaded or unleaded.
So don’t vote, Instead stop by the shop and pick up one of these bad boys. You have a choice of S, M, L or XL