As you all know tomorrow marks the anniversary of the death of the FBIs most wanted fugitive Osama Bin Laden.

I just wanted to remind you that it was the  the crack news team here at D-Wrex ( which is basically me) tirelessly sifted through loads of our (my) current and bygone data and info to uncover the truth and crack this incident wide open.

Osama Bin Laden (OBL as I like to call him) was in fact the mastermind behind the dastardly hacking of the Playstation Network which led to Playstation having to shut down all Playstation Store and network access for 2 weeks. At the time President Obama was three quarters through the season in NBA 2k11 and the Playoffs were within reach when the takeover happened seizing all team progress and jeopardizing any hopes of clenching a playoff spot.

This was the final straw, President Obama was quoted as saying “Its like 9-11 all over again” and unlike Bush, “Barack don’t fake da funk on da nasty dunk,  game on bitches.” And with that he ordered the strike and the rest is history. The Playstations Network was up and running again in no time, Obamas playoff hopes were still alive and the new Call of Duty game called “Obamas Rage” : The Death of Osama are still in the works.

There you have it. Facts are facts people

I’ve just purchased the rights to the film the Human Centipede. I will be making a part 3 and In normal d-wrex fashion i will be taking it over the top by creating a human centipede out of a series of newborn babies. This film will be entitled “The Human Placentapede”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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