These days you cant go through an airport without being subjected to a finger up the ass, your smart phone is bugged, your e-mails are confiscated and read (unless you’re Hillary Clinton) , you are forced to eat genetically modified food with nanobots in it, you are tracked 24 hours a day via secret spy chips in your phone and credit cards and you’ve got satellites that can peep in on you when your barfing up your 2 for $20 special next to a dumpster behind Applebee’s after one too many mojitos. If you honestly think for one second that our government is going to let the American public decide on who the next president is going to be; well then, you’ve been drinking to much of the led flavored battery acid water they tell us is so healthy to drink.
Your vote doesn’t count, the next president has already been chosen, you have no choice. The only choice you have in this country is leaded or unleaded.
So don’t vote, Instead stop by the shop and pick up one of these bad boys. You have a choice of S, M, L or XL
Paid for by the committee to abolish the “I Voted” sticker
At this point continuing to honor the Confederate flag is sorta like calming Die Hard 5 is a good movie just because its part of the Die Hard series. Sure , you want to like it because its fuckin’ Die Hard, It has explosions and machine guns and John McClane one liners but its called …Die Hard: A Good Day to Die Hard?.. It sounds like a name for gay porn for fuck sake.
In reality Die Hard 5 sucks balls, Its awful runny dog shit, It doesn’t make any god damn sense and it has nothing to do with the other Die Hard movies except that Bruce Willis is in it and his name happens to be John McClane.
Sure its fine to watch it if you’re sitting around getting drunk with your pals and it comes on tv, you can own 10 DVD copies of it if you want, you can get a tattoo on your back of all the characters from the movie banging each other in some sort of grotesque Die Harder orgy, you can even have Die Hard 5 reenactments in the parking lot of Buffalo Wild Wings every Wednesday night until the end of time but don’t you try to convince me that its equally as good of a flick as the other Die Hard films and it needs to be included in the Die Hard box set.
Im not saying anything … Im just saying.
D-Wrex presents the Red, White and Blue T-Shirt Collection “Revolution” “Bigger Brother” and “Bear Arms“. Apparel for those of you who refuse to believe that Two and Two make Five.
This first series of the Red, White, and Blue collection are in very limited supply so first come first serve, they are available at the D-Wrex Shop
Got a batch of D-Wrex Bigger Brother 1 inch buttons made. To garner one is to be in league with the relentless & the reckless