Been reading and listening to the news coverage  about this weeks DNC and last weeks RNC and its becoming exceedingly disconcerting to me how pumped and fired up people have become over the hype that these two events have generated, almost as if they are two more Coachella’s slapped on to the end of the summer. The only thing this years DNC and RNC were missing was a hologram of George Washington giving some ridicules, over patriotic sermon while Diplo did a remix of the Star Spangled Banner.

The reason Im so thoroughly disgusted with these two events and the primo hype they have generated in the media is because the ass clowns who go to these shit fests and follow them religiously on TV like some sort of Sunday morning gospel hour for 6yr olds with down syndrome are still sadly under the impression that it still matters who you vote for in this country. It doesn’t.

The thing you have to remember is, as George Orwell so eloquently put it “Who ever controls the past controls the future and who ever controls the present controls the past”. So the question you have to ask yourself is who controls the present? Well forget about the politicians, they don’t run this country, they were bought off a long fuckin’ time ago by the real operators of this country, big corporations, They are the true masters of this infinite red, white and blue strip mall.

And that brings up another point, Where are all the globs of those occupy movement dick weeds now? Why are they not protesting the DNC and the RNC for the puppet show that it is? Did they run out of Guy Fawkes masks?  Like I said before, the big majority of those “Occupy” dildos were a collection of semi motivated shit stains who saw an opportunity to stand around in one spot  for an extended period of time and pretend like they were making a difference until the new season of the Cum Guzzling House Wives of the Jersey Shore started, then they all just went home.

If you remember back in January 2000 Rage Against the Machine shut down the Stock Exchange just by playing a fucking song on the steps of Federal Hall. Now thats how its fucking done!

The point I’m trying to make is that it does not matter who you vote for, It’s just gonna be more of the same, Business as usual.

Now don’t be discouraged I do have a solution to this dilemma. On voting day don’t vote. If enough people don’t vote maybe the head honchos who pull the strings in this country well see we’re on to their little charade.

So instead of voting do something worthwhile, anything really. Go protest the voting polls, Go stand outside of big corporation headquarters and yell obscenities, If you work for a big corporation don’t go to work, “Occupy” Wall Street on voting day but this time everyone bring a loud instrument crank the amps to 11 and everybody play at once, Or you could just stay home and read a book. I would recommend “Everyone Poops” because when ya think about it no matter how rich or poor, attractive or unattractive, left wing or right wing you are… we all have to take a huge shit sometime.

As you all know tomorrow marks the anniversary of the death of the FBIs most wanted fugitive Osama Bin Laden.

I just wanted to remind you that it was the  the crack news team here at D-Wrex ( which is basically me) tirelessly sifted through loads of our (my) current and bygone data and info to uncover the truth and crack this incident wide open.

Osama Bin Laden (OBL as I like to call him) was in fact the mastermind behind the dastardly hacking of the Playstation Network which led to Playstation having to shut down all Playstation Store and network access for 2 weeks. At the time President Obama was three quarters through the season in NBA 2k11 and the Playoffs were within reach when the takeover happened seizing all team progress and jeopardizing any hopes of clenching a playoff spot.

This was the final straw, President Obama was quoted as saying “Its like 9-11 all over again” and unlike Bush, “Barack don’t fake da funk on da nasty dunk,  game on bitches.” And with that he ordered the strike and the rest is history. The Playstations Network was up and running again in no time, Obamas playoff hopes were still alive and the new Call of Duty game called “Obamas Rage” : The Death of Osama are still in the works.

There you have it. Facts are facts people

He who controls the past, controls the future or when myth becomes reality.
By now we all know that mass media is bullshit with a capitol BULLSHIT. You can only really believe about 75% of the shit you read or hear and if you are unaware of this fact you should probably wake up from the dream about the shit sandwich you were just eating. This is not a new trend, this particular type of bullshit has been happening everywhere for thousands of years.  Here are just a few examples:
  • On April 19, 1775 a fella you may have heard of, who went by the by the name of Paul Revere rode a horse a total of about 20 miles (give or take) from Boston to Cambridge (and he actually didn’t even make it to Cambridge) shouting to everyone along the way those famous words “The British are coming!” Well I say, “big fucking deal!”
  • On April 19, 1775 (the same fucking day, same year, same time) a man you’ve never heard of named Israel Bissell  rode around the countryside, and just like Revere he warned people to get ready because the war was on and the British were coming.  But,  Bissell didn’t do this for a mere 20 miles. This motherfucker rode 345miles in four days and six hours from Watertown, MA to Philadelphia, PA and he rode his horse so god damn hard that it died and he had to stop and get a new one. SHIT SON!
Now why is it that we all know of this pussy Paul Revere and not the hard ass Israel Bissell? Well I’m glad you asked, and I’ll tell you why. The media. At the time “mass media” consisted of mostly books, poems, etc.
 
Popular American writer/poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow heard of Revere’s story and was inspired to write the poem “Paul Revere’s Ride.” He embellished a bit (like all media outlets do) to make a mediocre story somewhat interesting (and to make Paul Revere not seem like such a puss bag). And you guessed it, the people ate it up and that’s why to this day we all know of Paul Revere and not Israel Bissell.
 
How about Crispus Attucks? Ever heard of this guy? Yeah… didn’t think so. Let me educate you. In 1770 tensions were mounting in Boston between the colonists and the British over shit like unfair taxes and the British snatching up all the good paying jobs. On March 5, 1770, all this bullshit finally erupted when a group of colonists armed with clubs led by Attucks went to confront a British solder, that while keeping his pimp hand strong, smacked the shit out of a boy who accused him of not paying for his haircut(ohh snap!).
 
The group of colonists were met in the streets at gun point by British solders. Things escalated, people started talking shit, and the colonists began throwing snowballs at the solders. Attucks said fuck that shit and he chucked his club hitting one of the British solders. The British soldiers then opened fire killing Attucks and 4 others and wounding 6 in an incident that is later know as the Boston Massacre.
 
And why have you never heard of Crispus Attucks –  the man who sparked rebellion in the British American colonies and basically help start the Revolutionary War?  Because Crispus Attucks was Black and part Native American, the two races everyone hated even more than the fucking British. There was actual legislation passed to keep Attucks identity out of the incident at that time, and in your history books.  
 
I’ll tell you one thing, if Crispus Attucks was a more common known dude I don’t think it would have taken the United States this long to elect a black President.
 
And now, the dick head you all know, Christopher Columbus. We all learned in school that this idiot told Queen Isabella of Spain he was going to prove to her that the Earth was round by sailing around it, forgetting the fact that Aristotle had already proven it was round 2,000 years prior. The reason we are taught this bullshit is because in 1828 the very popular American writer, Washington Irving, wrote the extremely embellished book A History of the Life and Voyages of Christopher Columbus and the book ended up replacing actual history as fact (just like the Bible). Although the one thing I will give Columbus credit for is reaching the new world, committing genocide on an entire race of people, and taking credit for it like it was all a fucking commendable act. 
 
See, the media, no matter in what form, has always and will always sell you bullshit and it’s up to you to keep asking questions and decide for yourself what is truth and what is bullshit. Remember, believe only half of what you see and none of what you hear or read and always THINK FOR YOURSELF.