As you all know tomorrow marks the anniversary of the death of the FBIs most wanted fugitive Osama Bin Laden.

I just wanted to remind you that it was the  the crack news team here at D-Wrex ( which is basically me) tirelessly sifted through loads of our (my) current and bygone data and info to uncover the truth and crack this incident wide open.

Osama Bin Laden (OBL as I like to call him) was in fact the mastermind behind the dastardly hacking of the Playstation Network which led to Playstation having to shut down all Playstation Store and network access for 2 weeks. At the time President Obama was three quarters through the season in NBA 2k11 and the Playoffs were within reach when the takeover happened seizing all team progress and jeopardizing any hopes of clenching a playoff spot.

This was the final straw, President Obama was quoted as saying “Its like 9-11 all over again” and unlike Bush, “Barack don’t fake da funk on da nasty dunk,  game on bitches.” And with that he ordered the strike and the rest is history. The Playstations Network was up and running again in no time, Obamas playoff hopes were still alive and the new Call of Duty game called “Obamas Rage” : The Death of Osama are still in the works.

There you have it. Facts are facts people

I think that I would be ok with a New World Order if it had the comedic value of Cobra from the old G.I. Joe cartoons, With Cobra Commanders absurd antics and his classic one liners like  “I shall be waiting to reward your genius, or to have you beheaded for terminal stupidity! I have spoken.”  and ” That man has the constitutionality of a vending machine “ who couldn’t?

and… the baroness is hot.

The Kardashev scale is a method of measuring a civilization’s level of technological advancement. The scale has three designated categories called Type 1, 2, and 3.  A Type 1 civilization has achieved mastery of the resources of its home planet, Type 2 of its solar system, and Type 3 of its galaxy. Right now we are a Type 0 civilization.

The transition form a type 0 to a type 1 civilization the the most dangerous of all transitions…. Wish us luck.

These features or general principles I have mapped out are the most practical/sensible blueprints for a zombie apocalypse type of scenario.  Please study carefully and prepare yourself as need be in view of the fact that some of these events have already  begun to transpire.